Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 9, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Bartow, Florida, where bozo Thomas Ramirez robbed a convenience store, getting away with $70 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets. Later, when he discovered that one of them was a $50 winner, he did what any bozo would do. He went back to the same store he had robbed and attempted to cash it. An alert clerk recognized him and took down his driver’s license number before giving him the money. She then called the cops who stopped by and arrested our bozo.

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