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March 8, 2010

Valentine’s Day has come and gone but it seems romance is still in the air almost a month later for our bozo criminal for today. From the International File in Bielefeld, Germany comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into the jail for some late night lovin’ with his wife, who was incarcerated there. Apparently our bozo somehow climbed a ten foot fence without being spotted by security guards and then used a skeleton key to get into the facility. So far, so good. It was their loud "grunts and groans" that got him into trouble. The other female inmates complained to the guards that the noise was keeping them from getting a good night’s sleep. He’s now under arrest, and hopefully locked away in a different jail.

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