Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 5, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lincolnton, North Carolina, where bozo Richard Parks was on probation for possession of marijuana and resisting arrest and was not supposed to leave the area without informing his parole officer. Guess the chance at stardom was just too much for our bozo to resist, as he appeared on the Jerry Springer show this week to tell his story of a one-night stand with a stripper. The show ended with our bozo dodging a punch from his girlfriend as the stripper twirled around on a pole. He probably never dreamed his parole officer would be watching. He was. He’s gone from the Springer show to jail.

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