Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

March 4, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from the International File in Berlin, Germany. Our unidentified 26-year-old bozo had just finished a night of partying in a local disco and was walking through the parking lot when he decided that he needed one for the road. So, he stopped, pulled out a vial of powdered amphetamines and laid out several lines on the roof of a parked car. Only one problem, the car he picked to snort off of was an unmarked police vehicle. Oops. He’s busted.

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