Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 26, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from South Bend, Indiana, where bozo Richard Box stopped at the local Speedway station to fill his truck with gas. Apparently, our bozo had stopped somewhere else that evening and filled up with something else, as when it came time to pull away, he drove off with the gas hose still attached. Totally oblivious to what was going on, our bozo drove down the road with the hose flapping, striking several cars. Police pulled him over and, no big surprise, charged him with drunken driving.

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