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February 25, 2010

It appears bozos may soon be in short supply in Tampa, Florida, if the cops have their way. 18-year-old bozo David Lang was spotted by the cops walking down the side of the road in full bozo gear. The cops followed him, wearing a bright red and orange wig and face mask, as he walked down a wooded path behind several business offices. When he realized he was being followed, he ran away, only to be captured a couple of blocks away. He’s been charged with wearing a mask or hood in public. Apparently, it’s illegal for adults to wear masks in public in Tampa. Remember, when masks are outlawed, only outlaws will have masks.

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