Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 24, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Skwierzyna, Poland, where an unidentified bozo was upset that his old truck had broken down again. Not wanting to pay a tow truck fee, he hitched one of his farm horses to the truck and began towing it down the highway, in the general direction of the local garage. Unfortunately, our bozo was too drunk to steer and the truck veered into the path of an oncoming car, causing it to tumble onto its side. Fortunately, neither bozo nor horse was injured in the accident. When the police arrived, our bozo was complaining loudly that the accident was all the horse’s fault. The cops didn’t buy his excuse. He’s been arrested and charged with drunk driving and animal cruelty.

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