Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 23, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Cheektowaga, New York. Police have arrested a teenager and charged him with doing thousands of dollars in damage to a home’s hardwood floors. It was the circumstances leading up to the damaging of the floors that landed our teen in the Bozo Hall of Fame. It seems he dropped in on a party at the residence being hosted by the homeowner’s teenage daughter. And while there, he felt the urge to show off his break dancing skills. Only problem, he was wearing a large diamond belt buckle at the time. And the buckle gouged numerous holes in the expensive floor, causing over $3000 worth of damage. He’s been charged with criminal mischief and trespassing.

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