Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 00989: Sometimes it’s best to just keep quiet. From Sandy, Utah, comes the story of Bozo Justin Howard who was caught in the act of burglarizing a home by the owner. He was loading items into his car when the man spotted him, and asked, "What are you doing?" It was then our bozo gave the truthful answer, "I’m burglarizing your home." The resident got the car’s license plate number, dialed 911 and old Honest Abe was placed under arrest.