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February 18, 2010

Bozo criminal for today was foiled by a dangerous combination…M&Ms and porn. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from Hamilton, Montana. Bozo Stephan Cooley broke into the offices of the local newspaper and made himself at home, browsing porn on the newspaper’s computers and enjoying a big bag of M&Ms he found in one of the desk drawers. He also found time to shoot off a fire extinguisher and log on to his MySpace and Facebook pages before heading back to his sister’s apartment, which is right next door to the newspaper. And to make it even easier for the cops, he took the M&Ms with him when he left, leaving a convenient trail for the cops right up to her front door. He’s busted!

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