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February 16, 2010

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks who pointed out this one to us. From Ocoee, Florida, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into a number of cars stealing anything of value he found inside. His luck ran out when he stumbled upon an unmarked police vehicle. He grabbed a Taser, a baton, two pair of handcuffs, a magazine for a police pistol and several other items. His problems began when he decided to play with his loot. First, he accidentally discharged the Taser, shocking himself. Then, while fiddling with the handcuffs, he locked them on himself. He was arrested when he called the cops to ask for assistance in removing the cuffs.

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