Bozo criminal for today learned the hard way that some time honored old pranks may no longer be acceptable. From Greeley, Colorado, comes the story of bozo Andrew Duncan who was partying along with several of his college buddies. When the party got a little too loud, one of the neighbors called the cops to complain. The party broke up, but only so that the guys could plan their revenge. At 4:30 AM someone rang the man’s doorbell and when he answered, he found his newspaper ablaze on the front porch. Thinking they might have something else planned, the man kept an eye on his front yard. Sure enough, a few minutes later he saw our bozo and several of his friends using a flashlight to pick up dog poop and place it in a paper bag. And just as they were about to light the bag and place it on his front porch, the homeowner sprang into action. He tackled our bozo and held him down until the cops arrived. He was booked for investigation of attempted first-degree arson, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and possession of alcohol by a minor.