Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 10, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from Madison, Wisconsin, where bozo William Roberts spotted an ambulance at a ski area and, for reasons known only to the bozo mind, thought it would be a good vehicle to steal. A number of mistakes were made here. First, the emergency medical technicians were in the back treating a patient at the time. And, second, the emergency brake was on when he tried to drive away. He’s under arrest.

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