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February 9, 2010

Bozo criminal for today obviously didn’t follow her mother’s instructions to "speak up." From Memphis, Tennessee, comes the story of an unidentified would-be bank robber who walked into a credit union and said something to the teller. The teller couldn’t understand her because she was mumbling and asked her to repeat her request. She did, but the teller still couldn’t hear her. Our bozo then reached into her purse, pulled out a holdup note, threw it at the teller and ran from the building. A few hours later she showed up at another credit union. Once again, the teller couldn’t understand her and after several repeated mumbling requests, our bozo once again reached into her purse and handed over a note. This time, she also pulled a gun. When the teller turned and walked away, she ran from the building, tripped and fell, dropped her gun and stumbled into her getaway car. Police are looking for her.

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