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February 8, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report. From Riverton, Wyoming, comes the story of bozo Michael Hennigan who grabbed a bottle of booze and a package of cough drops from the shelves of a local grocery store and quickly ran out without paying. Knowing that store employees might have seen him, he ducked into a nearby building to hide and perhaps to enjoy a quick drink. Which might have been a good idea except for one thing. That building, right next door to the grocery store…was the local police station. He realized his error and tried to flee, but was immediately apprehended.

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