Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 4, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report. Our bozo for today comes from Chesterfield, Missouri, where Alan Barker was a top salesman at a car dealership that featured exotic sports cars. And, of course, the main selling points of these vehicles are their speed and handling characteristics. And that’s what got our bozo into trouble. He videotaped himself driving a Lamborghini, a Maserati and a Porsche on the Interstate, being sure to show images of the speedometers registering up to 130 MPH. He then posted those videos on YouTube. The police got wind of it and, needless to say, didn’t appreciate his sales efforts. He’s been charged with speeding and reckless driving and faces possible jail time.

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