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February 2, 2010

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. From Hanover Township, Pennsylvania, comes the story of bozo Francis Cooke who was upset with the service he had received from his local bank. So he complained to the bank manager, right? Wrong. Maybe sent an angry letter to the bank’s main office? Nope. Just closed his account and went someplace else with his business? No way. Instead, he called the local TV station and invited them to videotape him as he robbed the bank. The TV station decided they didn’t need this video for their Live at Five segment and instead informed the cops of our bozo’s lame brained plan. He’s been charged with making terroristic threats.

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