Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 1, 2010

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Diego, California, where bozo Reggie Pope called the cops to report that he had been assaulted. When the police arrived, they found that he had indeed been involved in a scuffle, and then they discovered the rest of the story. It seems our bozo had tried to mug an 83 year old woman and a bystander and jumped in and punched him out. Our bozo was so upset that he called 911 to report the incident. Bad idea. He’s been charged with elder abuse and robbery.

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