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December 4, 2009

Today we have our first "naughty and nice" story of the holiday season. From Morrow, Georgia, comes the story of 45-year-old William Carpenter who dressed himself in an elf suit and got in line to see Santa Claus at the local mall. Perhaps wanting to make sure Santa took his Christmas wish list seriously, he told the jolly old man that he was carrying dynamite in his bag. Fortunately, Santa now carries a cell phone, which he used to call the cops. No dynamite was found. Our elf is under arrest.

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