Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bob Hammond for sending in today’s report which proves that being a bozo does not prevent you from having discriminating taste. From Troutdale, Oregon, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who walked up to the pharmacy of an Albertson’s store, threatened the pharmacist with a gun and demanded 80mg tablets of Oxycontin. The pharmacist handed over $1100 worth of the generic version of the drug, oxycodone. Our bozo took one look at the generic and handed it back, saying he only wanted the real thing. Obviously deciding that the store did not come up to his standards, he walked out empty handed.