Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 2, 2009

Bozo criminal for today forgot a basic non-Bozo rule: Size does matter. From New York City, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who came up to a woman at a stop light, flashed a knife, and demanded that she get out of her car. When she got out, our would-be carjacker took one look inside her compact Volkswagen and thought better of his crime. Deciding there was no way his six-foot plus frame would fit in the small car, he simply turned and ran away. Police are investigating.

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