Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 1, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Jim Richards for sending in today’s report. From Knoxville, Tennessee, comes the story of bozo Vincent Sims who stole several shoes from the local "Shoe Show" store. And it was his footwear, or lack of it, that got him arrested. Store employees noticed our bozo wandering around the parking lot, barefoot, carrying the shoes in his hands and in his pockets. It seems our bozo didn’t realize that the store’s display shoes are all right-footed ones, with the left ones kept in the back of the store. Shoes, shoes everywhere and none to wear! He’s busted.

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