Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 25, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Pete Carran for sending in today’s report from Juneau, Alaska, where bozo Timothy Morton went to the Alaska State Trooper’s office to obtain a copy of his criminal background. An officer gave him the information and then watched as our bozo got into his car and started to drive away. He didn’t get out of the parking lot, however. While getting his records, the officer noticed our bozo had a suspended drivers license. Oops. He was also charged with not having insurance.

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