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November 23, 2009

Bozo criminal for today may have gotten into the holiday spirits a little too early. Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Dave Benoit for sending in today’s report from Boston, Massachusetts. Police were called to a residence on a report of an assault. The woman there told the cops that her boyfriend was upset with her for talking with her mother on the phone for too long. So, he did what any bozo would do this time of the year. He threw a frozen turkey at her. Police found the bird in question on the front porch with apparent damage to the packaging. She was treated for minor injuries and released. He’s under arrest. No word on the condition of the turkey.

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