Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 18, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report from Ambridge, Pennsylvania. An unidentified bozo and his girlfriend were trying to steal valuable copper pipes from inside a vacant apartment building. Unfortunately for them, they failed to check to see if the water had been turned off in the building before trying to cut into the pipes. Police responding to an alarm found a water pipe spewing water and our two soaked bozos standing in the alley behind the building. Busted!

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