Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 17, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report from Tampa, Florida. Bozo Joshua Brown called 911 early Wednesday morning. Perhaps he had seen a crime in progress? Nope. Maybe he had been injured in an accident? Uh, no. Maybe he needed to report some sort of an emergency? Well, maybe. He asked the operator what she was wearing and then followed up by asking her if she had a nice behind. And after a bit of heavy breathing, he asked if she’d come over and pay him a little visit. Since she was busy, she sent some police officers to visit him. Probably wasn’t the type of visit he was hoping for. He’s under arrest.

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