Bozo criminal for today comes from Elizabethton, Tennessee, where someone called the cops after seeing bozo Velma Norris slumped over the wheel of her car in a grocery store parking lot. Before the police could arrive, our bozo left and pulled into a space at the Sonic Drive-In next door, where she again slumped forward over the steering wheel. When an officer arrived and walked up to the vehicle, our bozo woke up and tried to give the officer $20 for the meal she thought she had just ordered at Sonic. After repeatedly trying to convince her she was not a Sonic waitress, the officer finally gave up and placed our bozo under arrest for DUI.