Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 12, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from our hometown of Tyler, Texas, where police officers responded to a 911 call where the person on the other end of the line said he had just committed a murder. When the officers arrived on what they thought would be the crime scene, they found only our bozo, a little scratched up but otherwise OK. He told them that he had been assaulted earlier in the day and decided to make up the murder story in order to get them to respond faster. Bad idea. He’s been arrested and charged with making a false report.

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