Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 11, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Louisville, Kentucky, where bozo Craig Dixon was under house arrest for a parole violation. Officers checking on him discovered a tube of aluminum foil burnt on one end and a teaspoon with burns and possible drug residue. It was when he was confronted with this evidence that our bozo came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the cops that Jesus Christ was the owner of the items and that, in his opinion, He was trying to set him up for the crime. Our bozo has been charged with drug possession. Police say Jesus is not expected to be called to testify.

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