Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 10, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Swansea, Wales, where the cops were looking for bozo Matthew Morton, who was wanted on burglary charges. The local newspaper helped out by running a photo of him. It seems it was not a particularly flattering shot, so unflattering, in fact, that it prompted our bozo to send the paper a better shot of himself, this one taken standing in front of a police vehicle. Probably not the best idea. The cops say it was such a good photo that now everyone in town will know what he looks like. They expect to make an arrest shortly.

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