Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 9, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 0098767: After committing a crime, it’s usually a good idea to keep a low profile. From St. Paul, Minnesota, comes the story of bozo Frazier Tucker who robbed a bank, getting away with about $600. Instead of heading home, he headed straight to a golf course about a mile away. Officers noticed a van matching the getaway vehicle’s description in the golf course parking lot and when they found our bozo, they discovered the loot inside a zippered pocket in his golf bag. He’s under arrest.

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