Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 2, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from Scituate, Rhode Island, where a couple of bozos apparently celebrated Halloween a little early by egging a couple of houses. Investigating officers noticed our bozos had left behind four egg cartons at the scene of the crime. They then contacted the egg producers and, using the UPC codes on the cartons, were able to pinpoint the exact store that had sold the eggs. Then, checking the store’s computers, they were able to determine the approximate time the eggs had been purchased. Surveillance videos were then checked, and, wouldn’t you know it, the face of one of our eggers was caught on camera. The photos were then circulated around the local high school and our bozos were recognized and charged with vandalism.

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