Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Bob Hammond for sending in today’s report. From Portland, Oregon, comes the story of bozo Michael Coates who at least gets credit for being truthful. Our bozo was playing video poker when he reached into the purse of the woman seated next to him and snatched her wallet. After a brief scuffle, he ran out the door where he was quickly apprehended by the cops. It was the reason he gave for committing the crime that landed him in the Bozo Hall of Fame. He told the police that he did the deed out of "stupidity." No argument there.