Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 28, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada where our bozo made a number of mistakes. First, it’s probably not the best idea to go for a drive while wearing a clown suit. And it’s certainly a bad idea to drive on the wrong side of the road. And finally, it’s definitely bad when you crash into another vehicle. And that’s just what happened to bozo Richard Parker. One more thing, that vehicle he crashed into? It was a police cruiser, with its emergency lights turned on in an effort to warn our bozo he was going the wrong way. He wasn’t injured in the crash, but he was charged with DUI.

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