Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 26, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Randy Shereda for sending in today’s report from Las Vegas, Nevada. A deputy city marshal was investigating a report of an injured man in downtown Las Vegas when he noticed his squad car was missing. He was checking the alley to see if someone had moved it when he noticed a police car approaching with its emergency lights on. And behind the wheel of the vehicle was none other than our bozo, who had taken the marshal’s car for a spin and then returned to the scene of the crime. It was what he asked the officer when he arrived that placed him into the Bozo Hall of Fame. He said, "I’m here. Do you need back-up?" The officer needed no help in placing him under arrest.

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