Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 23, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 84844: To be a successful bozo, you’ve gotta be able to multitask. From Monroe County, Pennsylvania comes the story of an unidentified bozo, armed with a handgun, who burst into the local McDonalds and demanded cash. The manager emptied the safe and handed the money to our bozo, who then placed the gun on the counter so he could count his cash. Bad idea. The manager grabbed the weapon and hit our bozo over the head with it. He made a hasty exit, leaving the money behind.

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