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October 21, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 112354: It’s best not to stop off for a quick bit of thievery when you’re on the way to the police station. From the International File in Berlin, Germany, comes the story of an unidentified bozo who was due at the police station to be questioned about a recent robbery. As he was heading in, he made a quick stop and held up a supermarket. As luck would have it, he was at the station house when the officers who had been called to the supermarket robbery returned, with a detailed description of the thief. They noticed our bozo in the reception area, recognized him and placed him under arrest.

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