Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 19, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lebanon, Pennsylvania, where bozo Cesar Gomez walked out of a convenience store restroom intently examining the band of his ball cap, which he held in his hand. A police officer who happened to be in the store at the time walked up to our bozo, removed something from his forehead and said, "Is this what you’re looking for?" It seems our bozo had hidden a baggie of marijuana in the band of his cap and when he had removed the cap, the baggie of pot had stuck to his forehead. Oops. He’s under arrest.

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