Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 14, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bremen, Germany, where our unidentified bozo was kicked off a train for not having a ticket. To show his displeasure, our bozo dropped his pants and attempted to moon all the passengers as the train passed by. Unfortunately, he positioned himself a little too close to the tracks and the moving train snagged his trousers and drug him and his bare backside along the tracks for about 200 yards. Somehow, our bozo managed to keep himself from falling under the wheels and suffered only minor cuts and bruises. He’s under arrest.

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