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October 13, 2009

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Justin Jackson for sending in today’s report. From South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, comes the story of bozo Matt Mitchell who was ejected from a Phillies game for "unruly behavior." Instead of leaving the park, however, he headed for the stadium office where he filled out a job application. As he started to leave, he grabbed a manila envelope off the reception desk. He must have thought he hit the jackpot, as the envelope contained three World Series rings that were to be given to Phillies employees. He didn’t get to enjoy them very long, however. Cops simply went to the address on his job application and placed him under arrest.

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