Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 9, 2009

Bozo criminal for today from New York City made a couple of basic mistakes. First, he robbed a church, twice, getting away with $20,000 in food, supplies and computers. Police were able to get a DNA match from the crime scene, and wanted posters were put up at the church. Guess our bozo wasn’t aware of that when he made his second mistake. He returned to the church and was first in line for a food giveaway last Saturday. Church workers immediately recognized our bozo from the wanted posters, and he was placed under arrest.

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