Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 8, 2009

Bozo criminals for today come from the International File in Swansea, Wales, where two bozos picked out a couple of ladies that they thought would be easy targets for a mugging. We don’t know if our bozos’ vision was blurred by the excessive amount of alcohol they had consumed or if the ladies’ costumes were just really good…either way the bozos didn’t notice that the ladies were, ahem, men. Big burly men. Professional cage fighters that were dressed in costume for a stag party. A couple of punches from the "ladies" quickly ended our bozos’ attempted mugging.

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