Bozo criminal for today comes from Elmwood, Ohio, where bozo Robert Presswood broke into an office by kicking down the door. He then rummaged around, taking several items worth about $1000 before wiping his fingerprints off the doorknob and leaving. So far, so good, right? Well, not exactly. The office he had broken into was the office of the Chief of Police inside the city police station. Video cameras caught his every move and he was quickly placed under arrest.