Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 5, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from The Woodlands, Texas, where bozo Arthur Sorrels was going door to door looking for work and passing out his business cards. For reasons known only to the bozo mind, at one of the houses, after he had handed the homeowner a card, he forced his way inside and threatened the woman. She screamed and struggled, frightening off our bozo. The police had no trouble tracking him down, however…they just had to call the number on our bozo’s business card. He’s under arrest.

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