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September 30, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 99909: A kid on a tricycle always has the right of way. From Stamford, Connecticut comes the story of bozo in-line skater Chris Kelley who confronted a 4 year-old on a tricycle because the kid was on a bicycle path. When the child’s father came to his son’s defense, our bozo skater threatened the man, skating at him and tossing his helmet and water bottle in his direction. Bad idea. The cops were called and the verdict was issued: The path is for everyone, not just skaters. He’s facing assault charges.

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