Bozo criminal for today comes from Surgoinsville, Tennessee where several local churches had been burglarized in recent weeks. An officer noticed a suspicious vehicle near a church and pulled over our two teenage bozos, who were later charged with 26 church break-ins. It was when the officer noticed beer in their vehicle that they came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Week. They told him the beer didn’t belong to them. They went on to say that they had found the beer along the side of the road and were going to pour it out. Excuse denied.