Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 28, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Duluth, Minnesota, where an unidentified bozo burst into a convenience store, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk handed over a small amount of money and then our bozo ordered her to turn over the lottery tickets that he saw in a bag behind the register. The clerk complied and our bozo fled. Unfortunately for him, the bag of lottery tickets he asked for were old ones that had been discarded because they weren’t winners. Oops. Police are looking for him.

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