Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 24, 2009

Bozo criminal for today comes from Belleville, Illinois, where bozo Donald Autry was rummaging around in a garage when the homeowner surprised him. He fled the scene, taking a chainsaw with him. Investigating officers checking the area came upon a hitchhiker…carrying a chainsaw. (Anyone who would pick up a hitchhiker carrying a chain saw is a bozo of a whole other sort.) Our bozo surrendered to the officers and asked if they were going to take him home. They did. To his new home in the county jail.

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