Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

September 23, 2009

Bozo criminal for today proves Bozo Rule Number 832226: Forgive and forget doesn’t apply in the Bozo World. From Boston, Massachusetts, comes the story of bozo Juan Carrera who got into an argument with an employee at a gas station and threatened him with a knife. Our bozo fled the scene but returned twenty minutes later to apologize. The employee was in no mood for reconciliation and called the cops when he saw him pull up. He was arrested and charged with assault.

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