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August 17, 2009

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 15679: Always check out the neighborhood before doing the crime. From Independence, Missouri, comes the story of bozo Robert Fuller who broke into a couple of homes, getting away with several items. As he was making his getaway, one of the neighbors noticed him walking across a field carrying his loot. She immediately headed outside to see if he was lost or, since he was carrying a gun, was perhaps hunting illegally. When he took off running, she gave chase and called the cops, who were able to capture him based on her description. And why was she so concerned about a possible burglar in the neighborhood? She’s a nun, and the sisters don’t approve of such activity, certainly not next door to the convent.

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